On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Twelve drummers drumming,*
Eleven pipers piping,
Two turtledoves, and
* On the twelfth day of Christmas, the American bishops said to me ... Tomorrow's not Epiphany! ... In their infinite wisdom (is there an emoticon for sarcasm?), although the Feast of the Epiphany is historically and properly celebrated on 6 January, the US bishops have pretty much universally decreed a transferal of the feast to the nearest Sunday.
... But tonight is "Twelfthnight," and tomorrow really is Epiphany.