Directed by David Yates
As we were waiting for this movie to begin, I told a friend that, "I hope this is a good Tarzan movie. I've seen too many bad Tarzan movies...."
I’m a bit
conflicted about this movie. Overall, I enjoyed it, and in certain respects it is the
very best and most balanced portrayal of the dual character of John Clayton – the “Lord of the
Jungle” raised from infancy by a tribe of mangani
“great apes,” vs. the cultured, educated English Lord Greystoke in Parliament – that I
think has ever been captured on screen, beyond even Greystoke from thirty-plus years ago. It wasn’t perfect, by any
means – I don’t think the trope of him being able to virtually “talk” to just
about any kind of jungle creature, including perfectly mimicking their various
calls, has any basis in the original novels, and I found the melancholy
character at the beginning of the movie, pretty much having turned his back
entirely on his former life in the wild, alien to the character I remember. He
also seemed at the same time less formidable than the demigodlike figure of the
books – and comics – and able to survive punishment from full-grown bull “apes”
that would surely have shattered bones and probably killed a man. In a way, it
seemed more realistic – and yet more cartoonish at the same time. But on
balance, Alexander Skarsgaard’s portrayal was perhaps the definitive Tarzan
character. Jane, portrayed by Margot Robbie was a bit more problematic.
Stunningly beautiful, yes, but feistier than she really should have been –
would have been in the 19th century – when, yes, this was set,
rather than properly in the early 20th century. But modern audiences
are not going to accept the more passive female lead – “Like a damsel,” in her
own words – that the original books made her, simply because it was a different
time. On balance, again, I liked her portrayal within this movie.
Showing posts with label Tarzan. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Tarzan. Show all posts
Wednesday, July 6
Friday, September 26
The Evil in Pemberley House (An Original Pat Wildman Adventure, 2009/2014)
By Philip José Farmer and Win Scott Eckert
This is a book I knew going in I would have mixed feelings
about coming out. They are pretty much
the same mixed feelings I have about Philip José Farmer as an author. And this review is mostly going to be about
that, as well as the larger context in which this novel resides.
On the one hand, Farmer is indisputably one of the grand
masters of 20th-century science fiction, with a special place in my
heart for his creation of the “Wold Newton Universe” in which this novel
resides – the context I mentioned. In
case you don’t know, the Wold Newton Universe is a literary construct by Farmer
which ties together most of the big names in literature, especially those
in the genre of fantastic and heroic adventure fiction, via intricate
webs of relationship that ultimately go back to a documented historical event,
the fall of a meteor near the northern English village of Wold Newton in the
1790s [LINK]
– according to Farmer, in close proximity to a number of members of the English
upper class who happened to be riding by in a carriage at just that moment and
who were affected by ionizing radiation from the meteor which caused a series
of beneficial mutations among their descendants, literally creating an extended
family of geniuses and supermen. These
include the “historical prototypes” of such literary characters as Sherlock
Holmes, Tarzan, and Doc Savage – as well as Professor Moriarty and Captain Nemo
(who may or may not be the same person) – and many, many more, both heroes and
villains. Farmer’s thesis first found
expression, I believe, in two extended essays and genealogical charts appended
to his faux biographies Tarzan Alive: A Definitive Biography of Lord
Greystoke (1972) and Doc Savage: His Apocalyptic Life (1973). At least that’s where I first encountered
it. Those two essays are truly tours des forces of literary-historical synthetic
rationalization and are well worth reading on their own. Both have been reprinted in newly edited, by Win
Scott Eckert, expanded editions within the past few years (2006 and 2013). I devoured the paperback volume on Tarzan when I couldn’t
have been more than ten or eleven (and for a brief time, bought the thesis – hook, line, and sinker!), and the Doc Savage
book within just a few years afterward (age thirteen?), and would not hesitate to
hand either of them over to any young reader interested in those specific
characters and a fantastic introduction to a world of great literature and a
lifetime of great reading.
Friday, June 14
Dynamite Comics – July 2013
I'm
not sure what was different this time, but I found this penultimate
issue a bit chaotic and hard to follow. The art seemed rushed –
sometimes facial expressions seemed downright goofy (see in
particular the last page) – and the action sequences degenerated
into almost random images with no narrative value. For instance, how
did Britt get loose? – and What's with Kato rubbing his nose in the
midst of the action? Surely that latter had significance as a signal
of some sort, but what exactly it was I couldn't tell. The
story logic breaks down as well: Could the Spider possibly have
liberated a prison camp upstate and crossed the countryside toward
New York City, gathering more and more followers along the way,
without the Master somehow getting word?
These
are criticisms from someone who knows and loves the source material
and hitherto has been willing to “fill in the blanks” from what I
know of the original Spider “Black Police” trilogy, but
most readers of this series do not have that advantage. And it's a
dubious advantage in the end, because for me there comes to mind the
biggest deviation from the original, implemented certainly in an
effort to bring some kind of modern sensibility and “rationality”
to what motivates the Master – who is now finally discovered
in-story to be indeed the former crime-fighter known as the Clock –
who ends up being another “noble” but insane villain, considering
his ends to justify his means. In the original, part of a series
which drew things in terms of stark black and white, good vs. evil,
the whole Black Police movement was purely a criminal enterprise.
Admittedly, when I assessed that original pulp trilogy a couple of
years ago (link), I argued that a fascistic state such as that could
not be set up without positing some higher value than pure avarice,
no matter how warped in our minds that “higher value” might be,
but I can't say I buy the simple imposition of order on disorder as
proposed by the Clock as any more convincing.
Tuesday, May 14
Dynamite Comics – June 2013
Reviews,
commentary, general reactions, and random notes on the Dynamite
Entertainment comics that were released during April (mostly) that I
received near the beginning of May. Caution: Spoilers ahead! [Link to previous month.]
Frankly,
not a whole lot happens here except that the Master gloats over his
plan. I still think he's the former District Attorney who was once
the masked crime fighter known as the Clock, and that ultimately
there will be a confrontation between him and the more recent D.A.
Tony Quinn, the Black Bat.
I
have two friends also buying this series. Unfortunately, I'm pretty
much the only one enjoying it, I think. And the truth is that
there's not much here. Were I not such a fan of the original source
material and characters – even some that this series pretty much
introduced me to, such as Miss Fury and the Black Bat, I can easily
see myself agreeing with them.
Thursday, March 21
Dynamite Comics – April 2013
Reviews,
commentary, general reactions, and random notes on the Dynamite
Entertainment comics that were released during February (mostly) that
I received near the beginning of March. Caution: Spoilers ahead!
[Link to previous month.]
Cover
B (25%) by Jae Lee
Well,
this marks the halfway point, and the story skips right along. There
are no new heroes introduced, but Rafael Vega ducks into a costume
and prop shop to evade the Black Police, then kills his pursuers with
a sword and seems to be outfitting himself as Zorro. Also, the
Spider in Albany discovers that the governor is the lackey of a Man
in the Mirror called the Master. Green Hornet, Kato, and the Black
Terror terrorize the mayor of New York into revealing the existence
of the Master as well, for which the Master remotely kills him.
Green Lama and Miss Fury fight the Black Police, then are picked up
by the Shadow and Margo Lane. And D.A. Quinn discovers that he can
see in the dark when he's attacked by the Black Police, giving him
the advantage.
My
wording above was deliberate, “the story skips … along.”
Again, there's considerable sketchiness to the narrative. Not the
art, which is just fine. Perhaps only because I have the “proper”
mindset and background for this, I'm loving it. I wondered what
those without the background would make of it, and my fears were more
or less confirmed by talking with a colleague who is also getting it.
He's kind of regretting picking it up. He's largely not familiar
with the characters (except the obvious ones), and he hasn't read The
Spider versus the Empire State.
Tuesday, February 12
Dynamite Comics – Mar 2013
Reviews,
commentary, general reactions, and random notes on the Dynamite
Entertainment comics that were released during January (mostly) that
I received near the beginning of February. Caution: Spoilers ahead!
[Link to previous month.]
The
pace is maybe picking up a bit. We're now three-eighths of the way
through the series – it better. Of course, the trade-off is that
the story is now a bit sketchy, but overall I think it strikes an
acceptable balance. Do we really need full pages given over to
recalling the Clock and Zorro each when there are only twenty pages
of story in this issue? Nevertheless, I'm still liking this
immensely, and can easily see myself double-dipping and getting the
collection, which will hopefully come out as a hardcover.
(See
this post
for something that I just realized about this series, but discussed
there and will do no more than make a referral here....)
Hearing
more Justice Party propaganda spewing forth from the radio, the main
heroes still at Wentworth's home make plans and head out on separate
missions. Richard Wentworth and Ram Singh head for Albany to
investigate the governor's office. Britt Reid and Kato go to consult
with a newspaperman friend of Britt's. “Spooky,” Wentworth's (?)
name for the Shadow, heads out to “serv[e] justice.” Elsewhere,
in hiding, Anthony Quinn discovers that he's blind. He and Rafael
Vega recall previous vigilantes – the Clock
and Zorro. Quinn utters the fateful words, “Blind as a bat...”
Miss Fury and Green Lama fall into a trap laid by the Black Police,
are taken, and discover that the many captives of the new regime are
being railroaded out of the City. While Reid is fruitlessly trying
to get some information out of his friend, Kato ends up in a fight,
where he is joined by the Black Terror. Margo Lane and the Shadow
interrogate a fat cat supporter of the Justice Party. And on the way
to Albany, Wentworth and Ram Singh pass a concentration camp.
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| Cover A (25%) by Alex Ross |
I am a
bit disappointed I didn't get Cover A (25%) by Alex Ross, however.
It's thumbnailed on the inside back cover, but luckily Dynamite's
collections contain full-page “virgin art” versions of all
covers, so I'll get the art there … eventually.
The
last few pages contain a several-page preview of a new, original to
comics Dresden
Files
miniseries. As much as I love that series, and even though this is
at least plotted by Jim Butcher himself, I'm holding off for the
collection. It looks good, even if I was sceptical regarding a
pistol firing underwater. Apparently it can,
however.
Wednesday, December 26
Dynamite Comics – Jan 2013
Reviews,
commentary, general reactions, and random notes on the Dynamite
Entertainment comics that were released during November that I
received near the beginning of December. Caution: Spoilers ahead!
If
that sounds familiar, check out my reviews of the 1938 trilogy of
pulp tales that appear here,
here,
and here
as republished a while back under the title, The
Spider vs. the Empire State.
I was a bit disappointed, given the relative fame (or infamy) those
original Spider
stories, sometimes called the “Black Police Trilogy,” enjoy among
pulp fans as well as their recognized historical importance as a
contemporary “pop culture” view of the threat posed by fascism,
that none of the advertising material I ever saw leading up to the
release of this first issue made note of that source for this story,
but I was gratified at least to see within its pages a full-page ad
for The
Spider vs. the Empire State
from Age of Aces Publishing. Of course, in the original, the Spider
must contend alone (well, aided by his normal allies Kirkpatrick,
Nita, Ram Singh, et al.!) against an allegorical Nazi juggernaut in
New York state. Here we will be treated to a veritable “Justice
League of Pulp Heroes” that includes the Shadow, the Green Hornet
and Kato, and others who have yet to appear. If that weren't enough
to have me practically salivating ever since the pre-order
solicitations appeared several months back, then the fact that the
Alex Ross was slated to do the interior art as well as the main cover
(shown) had me from the word “go.” And we were promised a decent
writer, Chris Roberson, who in the past couple of years managed to
pick up the pieces left by J. M. Straczynski halfway through the
year-long “Grounded” arc in Superman
immediately pre-Flashpoint
and bring that mess to a satisfying conclusion, and turn in a fairly
good crossover between Star
Trek
and the Legion
of Super-Heroes
for IDW.
Well,
it looks like even though I'm dropping Dynamite's
Shadow
title per
se,
I'm still going to be reading about him from Dynamite, at least for a
while. In addition to the first comic I'm reviewing below, this
month's pre-order solicitations has the first of an eight-issue
Shadow:
Year One
series written by Matt Wagner. I really liked Wagner's pulpish take
on DC's original gas-masked Sandman in the 1990s series Sandman
Mystery Theatre,
and hope for good things here even if I don't particularly care for
the more supernatural take on the Shadow that appears in Dynamite
comics. I will be getting it.
It's
1938. The “Justice Party” has just effected its takeover of New
York City but is proving to be basically a criminal enterprise under
the guise of fascist totalitarianism that only masked vigilantes can
possibly oppose....
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| Ad for Norvell Page, The Spider vs. the Empire State |
Friday, November 16
Dynamite Comics – Dec 2012
Reviews,
commentary, general reactions, and random notes on the Dynamite
Entertainment comics that were released during October that I
received at the beginning of November. Caution: Spoilers ahead.
The
Shadow #6 [
link to previous issue ]
Lord
of the Jungle #8 [
link to previous issue ]
Warlord
of Mars: Dejah Thoris
#17 [
link to previous issue ]
In
any case, Dejah Thoris and her new pal Svero reach his people, and she enters
into an alliance with them to carry out a plan that will rid not just
Titan but also Saturn of the Vathek entirely. Wholesale genocide!
You go, girl! Then victory becomes crucial when it transpires that
the Vathek are even now carrying through with their invasion of
Barsoom and have deployed a device that will destroy the Atmosphere
Factory. Dejah Thoris attacks the control tower for the device –
but is then betrayed by Svero himself!
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| Cover C (25%) by John Cassaday |
“The
Fire of Creation: Conclusion”
Everything
that has happened is part of the Shadow's plan – of course. Lamont
Cranston has been acting as an agent of US military intelligence to
successfully get the vital weapons-grade mineral Uranium 235 out of
China and into US hands. I misread the dumb-ass Finnegan as British
– he's actually American, but just as dumb-ass. He's serving a
purpose as well, however, providing cover and a diversion for
Cranston. The plan, of course, meets with success, with plenty of
Japanese blood being spilled along the way. The main Japanese
villain Kondo gets away, but the epilogue shows him being caught
unawares in Hiroshima on 6 August 1945.
I'm
sure there are a lot of Shadow
fans who are really enjoying this series, and it has been good
enough. But it's not really for me. It's obviously based more on
the radio version of the character, with plenty of tweaks even from
that, I'm sure, but even though I've not read all that many of the
pulp novels, those are my
Shadow.
I won't be continuing with this series from here on out.
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| Cover B (50%) by Paul Renaud |
“Just
Take It: The Concrete Jungle 2 of 2”
The
villainous Canler, having been humiliated by Tarzan, kidnaps Jane and
her father to lure him into a trap. The confrontation goes about as
you would imagine it would. In the end, the only reason Tarzan does
not kill him is because he is trying to be “civilized,” for the
sake of Jane, so he leaves him strung up for the police to find. He
lives, I'm sure to return to Dynamite's adaptation/expansion of the
original Burroughs novels at some time in the future. He's basically
a blank slate as Burroughs never did anything with the character
after his minor role in the first novel.
As
for Jane and Tarzan, this is of course not enough to bring them back
together – that would be too
radical a departure from the books, and we're not to that point in
the saga yet. Jane is, however, upset because her fiancé Cecil
Clayton has been acting differently since they were in Wisconsin. In
a flashback, we see why – he found and read the discarded telegram
to Tarzan from d'Arnot, revealing that Tarzan is indeed his own
cousin and the true Greystoke heir.
This
was probably my least favorite of all the Dynamite issues thus far.
I found the art noticeably lower in quality. The story is so-so,
mainly redeemed by the intriguing fact that it is the longest (albeit
non-canonical) look at Tarzan's first time away from the jungle,
during the period between the end of the first book and the beginning
of the second.
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| Cover A (50%) by Paul Renaud |
[“Vampire
Men of Saturn, Part 1 of 3”]
We
find that Dejah Thoris has been taken prisoner by the mysterious air
ship she spied upon emerging from the cave in the frozen north of
Barsoom – and has been transported all the way to Titan, the
largest moon of Saturn, or rather Vano, the largest moon of Strio, as
her captor calls it, or
rather
Xasoom as the Barsoomians
call the ringed planet. She is in the hands of one of the Vathek, a
race of vampires intent on conquering Mars. With the help of a
fellow prisoner – one of the Palidors, a race kept by the Vathek as
cattle, sources of blood – she escapes on a flying mount, but a
lucky shot by their pursuers leaves her plunging toward the ground
from a height that even her increased relative strength imparted by
the relative size of Barsoom and Vano will not save her from.
Frankly,
this story is doing little more for me than the “Boora Witch”
story arc. I find the art strikingly bad, although the story on my
second reading turns out not to be as bad as I found it at first. At
least there is a pseudo-scientific reason for the Vatheks' vampirism
rather than being supernatural.
[“Vampire
Men of Saturn, Part 2 of 3”]
Opening
in mid-fall, we find that Dejah Thoris has not only super-strength
because of the lighter gravity of Titan as compared to Mars, but she
can all but fly like Superman! Actually, “That wasn't flying! It
was falling with style!”
Ditto
comment from issue #17.
Review:
http://jcomreader.blogspot.com/2012/11/comic-review-dejah-thoris-18.html
(And no, MCR, it's not just you!)
Cheers!,
and Thanks for reading!
Saturday, September 8
Dynamite Comics – Oct 2012
Reviews, commentary, general reactions,
and random notes on the Dynamite Entertainment comics that were
released during August that I received at the beginning of September.
Caution: Spoilers ahead.
Last
time I made a snarky remark about how annoying sideways covers are.
Maybe equally annoying are the covers that have absolutely nothing to
do with the contents. I guess I should count myself blessed that I
didn't get the other 50% alternate cover, however.... (And it is
just luck of the draw – one of my friends also gets this title from
the same monthly on-line service, and he did.) … Anyway, I greatly
prefer covers that have something to do with the specific contents of
the issue, no matter how symbolic that correspondence might be.
Review:
http://jcomreader.blogspot.com/2012/08/comic-review-warriors-of-mars-4.html
“The
Fire of Creation, Part Four”
[ previous issue ]
Aboard
a junk in Shanghai harbor – or possibly somewhere else on the
Yangtze River (I think) – , the Japanese criminal Kondo tells the
Chinese crime warlord Wong and a Chinese general the story of one
Kent Allard, basically the story of the origin of the Shadow without
intimate knowledge of the details of what happened to transform a
wastrel into a supernatural arch enemy of crime. Meanwhile, Lamont
Cranston and Margo Lane are accompanying a military expedition
searching for Kondo and Wong – and following the Shadow's wake of
destruction. Margo as well as a implicitly “invert” (Cranston's
term) British diplomat get a graphic introduction to the realities of
the atrocities the Japanese are inflicting on the Chinese, leading
Cranston to soliloquize to Margo on the evil that is growing in East
and West. Their boat catches up with their prey only to see it blown
up by a mine. I'm enjoying the pieces and parts of this story
without being able to really see the overall picture yet.
“7:
The New Guy / The Concrete Jungle 1 of 2” [
previous issue ]
This
is the first half of an apocryphal story occurring between Tarzan
of the Apes
and The
Return of Tarzan,
set in Baltimore where Tarzan is working manual labor to earn his way
back to Africa. He has by now become a minor media celebrity.
Inevitably he comes into conflict with the crime boss whom he's
already humiliated, Canler – and again humiliates him in front of
his men. Canler knows how he can strike back at Tarzan, though –
through Jane Porter. Not
a good idea, as I'm sure we'll find out along with him next time!
Canler is also involved in some plot with an unnamed Russian who's
obviously the villainous Rokoff of the next two novels. Tarzan's
unacknowledged – to say the least – cousin Cecil continues to
show himself an ass. Esmeralda continues to show herself more
perceptive than the white aristocratic Porters and Greystokes put
together. And Jane is obviously having second thoughts about the
choice she made. A good filler tale.
“Worms
of Mars, Part 2 of 2”
[ previous issue ]
This
completes the apocryphal bridging story between Gods
of Mars
and Warlord
of Mars
(ERB's novel). John Carter, Carthoris, and company, with the help of
the deceased “goddess” Issus' granddaughter Linea find and
destroy the anti-Atmosphere Plant, but Linea is fatally injured in a
fight with its guardian “worms of Mars” – really sea-serpents
called silians.
In the end, she professes regret for her haughty treatment of
Carthoris, who had so obviously fallen for her … despite her color.
That's an interesting, perhaps metatextual twist – John Carter,
the one-time Confederate officer, now married to an oviparous
non-human (strictly speaking), sees great advantage in a prospective
dynastic union of the royal houses of Helium and the Black Pirate
First Born of Barsoom in reply to a rather glum (having just again
been figuratively kicked in the balls by Linea) Carthoris' comment,
“But she's … you know, she's … / black...”.
Anyway, as she dies, Linea does also order the First Born, as the
last command of the last descendant of Issus, to make peace with the
red men. From John Carter's journal: “All First Born resistance
ceased shortly after the deactivation of the Doomsday Factory. / My
son never spoke of Linea again, but I do not think it was because he
wished to forget her –no. / It was because remembering was too
painful.”
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| 50% alternate cover (Somebody's getting poked!) |
[“The
Boora Witch, Part 4”]
[ previous issue ]
In
Helium, the possessed Dejah Thoris seems to triumph over her father
and grandfather, but at the moment she is about to execute them,
Kantos Kan returns. He had discovered the truth in the Toonolian
Marshes, bringing back the Boora Witch's body. “Dejah Thoris”
tries to bluff him, but he calls her on it – and beheads the body.
This destroys the witch and restores Dejah Thoris' soul to her own
body. The Boora Witch was originally an Orovar woman who obtained
forbidden knowledge to prolong her own life through possession of a
series of bodies. In the end, although nominally forgiven, Dejah
Thoris exiles herself from Helium. I'm not sure if the next issue
will be considered a continuation of this arc or the beginning of a
new arc – or a bridging story before a new arc takes up. In any
case, this has been the end of a very disappointing, very un-ERB-like
tale, and hopefully we can look forward to something better. ERB did
not write Swords and Sorcery
tales – at least in his Mars
series.
[“Gullivar
Jones and John Carter of Mars, Part 2”]
[ previous issue ]
Our
heroes make their way to the Thither People city in the southern
wastes of Barsoom, intent on rescuing the abducted Dejah Thoris. But
meanwhile Zar-Hap casts the princess of Helium into a pit to coerce
her into revealing the secret of Gullivar Jones' carpet. There Dejah
Thoris longs to see her deceased mother – and the carpet brings
Heru to her. When John Carter and Gullivar Jones attack, they are
all united and escape with Dejah Thoris commanding the carpet, which
now responds only to her. Gullivar Jones and Heru are reunited, but
she cannot stay. With his lost Barsoomian love fading back into the
dead, Gullivar Jones determines to see the future of Mars. Dejah
Thoris commands the carpet to respond to him … and he reappears one
thousand years later [caption] – on an ocean.
Besides the fact that this is all utterly uncanonical, it's not a
bad story this go'round. I've not been terribly impressed with the
past couple of issues, but this one was fine. One random comment:
John Carter on p. 3 looks so much like Russ Manning's image of Tarzan
that I did a double-take.
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| Russ Manning's Tarzan vs. Jack Jadson's John Carter |
Cheers!
– and Thanks for reading!
Thursday, August 2
Dynamite Comics – Sep 2012
Reviews,
commentary, general reactions, and random notes on the Dynamite
Entertainment comics that were released during July that I received
at the beginning of August.

Incidentally, yes, the Face of Barsoom is the
Face on Mars, a landform first photographed by Viking
back in 1976 which does, in that image taken from orbit, resemble a
face. Later, higher resolution, photographs have revealed
that to be nothing more than an illusion, but for a long time it
was popularly taken to be an alien artifact.
The in-story explanation, however, is that it is the burial mound of the Thark massacre that over time subsided in places to form “a scream from the dead.” Except neither in the photographs nor in the one good image that we get here does it look like a scream.... Whatever.
“The
Height of Civilization”
[ previous
issue ]
The
conclusion of Dynamite's adaptation of Tarzan
of the Apes,
with a somewhat expanded telling of the American epilogue, the one
part that was totally excluded from Joe Kubert's masterful adaptation
for DC Comics back in the 1970s. This is, however, overall probably
Dynamite's closest to the original of any issue thus far. It tells
the story of the Wisconsin fire that Tarzan arrives just in time to
save Jane's life from, only to have her tell him that she is promised
to William Clayton – just before a telegram catches up to Tarzan
from D'Arnot, conveying the news that fingerprint analysis confirms
that he is, indeed, the lost Clayton baby, and therefore the rightful
heir to the title of Greystoke. It ends with the same famous words,
“My mother was an ape. I never knew who my father was.”
My
major quibble with this issue is that the way it is played here,
Jane's ultimate choice for Clayton really comes off badly here,
making her look really weak and superficial. Once again, Esmeralda's
intelligence is highlighted in that she was the only one of the
Clayton party who was taking news of the impending forest fire
seriously.
Overall,
I must say that this has been a solid adaptation/updating of the
century-old story, with its own strengths and weaknesses that I hope
I've taken due notice of along the way. In retrospect, the most
glaring omission I believe to be the death of Kala, presumably to
satisfy the politically-correct crowd, along with the transformation
of the cannibalistic black African tribesmen of the book into a tribe
of man-apes totally unknown to the original story, for the same
reason. On balance, however, I've enjoyed it and look forward to
future issues, both telling “original” stories and, presumably,
continuing into an adaptation of The
Return of Tarzan.
“Worms
of Mars, Part 1 of 2”
[ previous
issue ]
A
few days after the end of Gods
of Mars,
John Carter is still stunned as his allies continue cleaning up the
Firstborn. He is roused from his apathy when it is necessary that he
and Carthoris intervene and mandate humane treatment of the Firstborn
women. In return, one Linea reveals a plot to destroy the Barsoomian
atmosphere and pledges to lead them in an attempt to avert that. It
turns out that she is the daughter of the perpetrator, the high
priest of Issus, and the granddaughter of Issus herself. The high
priest poisons himself after activating the “anti-Atmosphere
Plant,” and dies without revealing how to stop it.
This
seems to be another decent expansion on the canon as established by
ERB, interpolating a story between the existing books. A couple of
his tropes are duplicated – that of the haughty, resistant
princess, resistant to the instant attraction that is apparent
between herself and Carthoris. Of course, we know that ultimately
Carthoris will end up with Thuvia … which brings her back to mind
and how grossly her character has been mishandled so far. I mean,
after we've heard how she wants Carthoris' father to do dirty things
to her – which he heard too, although he has yet to actually meet
her – doesn't their union seem quasi-Oedipal? That's beyond the
canonical fact that he's the consolation prize.
I
really find these sideways covers a bit annoying.
[no
title that I can find, so: “The Boora Witch, Part 3”]
[ previous
issue ]
And
the third part of the third story arc continues, with the possessed
Dejah Thoris acting so out of character that her grandfather and
father grow concerned. Good thing grandpa doesn't know what “she”
was up to in his bed! “She” therefore manipulates the situation
to make them
appear treacherous, denounces them, and conspires with Than Kosis –
not Sab Than as last issue – of Zodanga. Only Kantos Kan suspects
that something happened on the island in the Toonolian Marshes. He
goes there and discovers the preserved bodies of women from various
Barsoomian races.
Please
let this story be over soon! It's awful. Edgar Rice Burroughs did not write "sword and sorcery."
[
No title ]
[ previous
issue ]
As
a conclusion, this is not bad. It's biggest asset is that it is
the
conclusion and I don't have the prospect of yet another issue to
come. Actually, to be fair … nah, I'm not even interested in being
fair. I did not like this miniseries. This is a more interesting
final issue, though, although it really feels rushed – which in this case
is a good thing.
Dejah
Thoris is suddenly rescued by Carthoris and company, but also
demonstrates some kind of dominance over the white apes. She
realizes that someone had interfered with her flight to keep her from
investigating the Battle of the Face of Barsoom, so she insists on
pressing onward, taking along with her all the hatchlings whom she's
just told their mothers were pretty much torn apart and eaten alive
by the white apes. She excavates evidence of a massacre of green
Martians – specifically called Tharks, but isn't that just one
tribe of greens? – maybe their accoutrements identified them
specifically, but whatever – rather than the remains of a glorious
battle. Then she gets a message from the pilot of her first flier,
who confesses that he had pretended to be having mechanical
difficulties as an excuse to land them short of their goal in a city
which he did not know was invested with apes (although doesn't A
Princess of Mars,
and maybe elsewhere, establish that the abandoned old cities are
typically
teeming with apes?), in order to hide his father's shame for being
part of such a treacherous act. But his own treachery, and its
horrific consequences, cause him to land himself in that same city
and commit suicide by white ape. In the last scene, Dejah Thoris
finds that Tardos Mors had been part of that massacre, although not
in the cover-up. “I was but a young warrior, myself,
granddaughter.... … I knew it was wrong but I followed orders. …
I helped bury them, not cover them up. I simply never spoke of it.”
Yeah, a lie by omission when the legend of a great victory that you
shared in was being propagated is so much better.
Thank
God this story is over.

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| Viking's picture from 1976 |
The in-story explanation, however, is that it is the burial mound of the Thark massacre that over time subsided in places to form “a scream from the dead.” Except neither in the photographs nor in the one good image that we get here does it look like a scream.... Whatever.
Oh,
I just thought of one redeeming facet of this story (I'm
really digging for something good to say), that it does turn on Dejah
Thoris' scholarly/scientific curiosity, which is often overlooked in
A Princess of Mars
but emphasized as an essential plot point in the movie, John
Carter [of Mars].
Review
– from someone who liked the series. I'm not so bold as to suggest
I'm who he's referring to when
he says, “I know some didn't like it but that sometimes happens.”
This blog is on his blogroll at right (wow! – I'm on someone
else's blogroll!), so it's conceivable. But as he rightly observes,
“if everyone liked everything it would be a boring world.”
Another way to put it is that everything is going to have its fans
and detractors, often without any real reference to its intrinsic
value. And the
fact is that I may well hate something that someone else loves, and
in the end I'm no more right than they are as to whether it's “good”
or “bad.” I'm just throwing my opinion out there, half-baked
though it might be at times. And, my word!, this has turned into a
long intro for the alternative viewpoint review! … Which is here:
http://jcomreader.blogspot.com/2012/07/comic-review-dejah-thoris-white-apes-4.html
Cheers!
– and Thanks for Reading!
Friday, July 13
Dynamite Comics – Aug 2012
Reviews,
commentary, general reactions, and random notes on the Dynamite Entertainment
comics that were released during June that I received at the
beginning of July.
The
Shadow #3
“The
Fires of Creation, Part Three”
[ previous
issue ]
This
story seems to center around some mineral that can be used to power a
death ray. The Shadow continues to play an important role in his
Lamont Cranston identity, in which he continues to have philosophical
conversations with Margo Lane, but to leave a wake of blood in his
Shadow identity. I'm pretty sure he didn't have the power to
interrogate a dead man in the old pulps; was that an ability in the
radio show?
Lord
of the Jungle #5
“5:
Lost Treasure”
[ previous
issue ]
Tarzan
saves Lt. D'Arnot in a sequence that is quite a bit different from
the book, partly because the cannibalistic antagonists are so
different. William Clayton and the French sailors arrive on the
scene shortly thereafter and massacre the tribe – in the book
didn't they simply find the village abandoned? Jane – and
Esmeralda – perceive that Tarzan is baby Greystoke, an idea that
William will not entertain, and although they convince their rescuers
to wait for a time, ultimately they must leave with the French.
Tarzan was delayed in coming back to the treehouse cabin by his need
to provide constant care for D'Arnot, who once he comes out of his
delirium teaches his rescuer to speak French. They finally do make
their way to the cabin. The incident where D'Arnot accidentally
almost kills Tarzan is omitted, but D'Arnot does present him with the
note from Jane, inspiring Tarzan to make his way to America. They
head out through the jungle, making their way toward civilization.
The scene of the bet with the thug by which they secure funds for
their passage to Europe remains intact, although I was thinking it
occurred in Libreville rather than “St. Eustache.”
Lord
of the Jungle Annual #1
This
is an apocryphal tale that takes place immediately after the events
of the regular series, issue #8, which as you can see is some time
away. Since I would be surprised if the adaptation of Tarzan
of the Apes
can be stretched out more than one more issue in the main series, I'm
presuming issues #7 and 8 must be some other interlude-type story,
because I interpret this story to lead directly into the events of
The Return of
Tarzan,
which I also figure will begin as a Dynamite adaptation in issue #9.
Tarzan
is back in Africa, where he is captured by a fight promoter and
brought back to New York City. There he is forced to prize fight.
Eventually he is helped to escape by the promoter's patroness – not
out of any sense of humanity but because … “Well, violence gets
me … It, ah, well, excites me. What you did to Starker was just
what we call 'The
Bee's Knees.'
And that alligator – mmm!” Ah, the wonders of civilization! In
any case, she books him passage back across the Atlantic as “Monsieur
Jean Tarzan” and assures him that no one will bother him –
because “I own the ship.”
Warlord
of Mars #18
“The
Gods of Mars, Part 6! Through Flood and Flame”
[ previous
issue ]
Dynamite
finishes out its adaptation of the second Mars
novel in fine style, although still this adaptation has felt more
rushed than did its version of A
Princess of Mars.
I am really liking the art here, especially the depiction of John
Carter. Next, we go not right into book three, the novel
entitled Warlord
of Mars,
but rather another apocryphal tale, going back to the threat against
the Atmosphere Plant that motivated the interlude of issues #10-12.
Warriors
of Mars #3 (of 5)
[
previous
issue ]
It
turns out Gullivar's magic carpet is also a time machine. He was in
the distant past when he first arrived on Barsoom – given the
life-span of Barsoomians, perhaps over a thousand years. I hadn't
thought about it previously, but it should have been obvious, given
he was a 19th-c. American who appeared on Barsoom some time before
Dejah Thoris was born, which – in Dynamite's apocryphal time-line –
was at least four hundred years ago. Now, we find that the carpet
also protected him after the fire at the end of the previous issue
all the way to the present, which is stated to be “many years after
John Carter's return to Mars.” In any case, he doesn't make a very
good impression on the Confederate veteran, but when Dejah Thoris
ends up captured by the Thither People, who have not been seen out of
their region of Barsoom in a long time, the two Jasoomians set out
together to find and rescue her.
Dejah
Thoris and the White Apes of Mars
#3 (of 4)
[
previous
issue ]
Dejah
Thoris tries to telepathically warn off Carthoris' airship – a nod
to the oft-forgotten telepathic abilities of the Barsoomians that I
like – but he gets only a fleeting impression of someone calling
him. His mother turns back on her white ape pursuer, armors herself
with bones of the apes' previous prey, and manages to kill it! And
eats...! She then wages her own campaign of terror against its
fellows by flinging its head into their midst. She manages to lure them
to fall to their deaths, all but an old scarred bull-ape – and
laughs maniacally in its face! I kid you not. As my old drunken
mentor used to ask, “Could I possibly
be making this up?”
Anyway,
we are left on that note with the promise, “Next Issue: It Ends!”
Thank Issus!
And,
on that note, Cheers, and Thanks for reading!
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